SNAKE CHARMING: Trouser Snakes DO Exist!!!

Recently, South Florida has been overrun by Penis Snakes or Trouser Snakes. These phallic looking reptiles are technically named caecilians and they originally hail from the Amazon. These snakes can grow quite a bit larger than a human penis (say 32 inches). That’s bigger than Chicago Male Enhancement standards… maybe.

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So what do you do if you see a trouser snake? Well if it is the actual caecilian, consider avoiding it. If you live in Chicago, know that it is unlikely to see this type, maybe in a reptile house at your local zoo. However, if you see the “other” type of trouser snake, chances are that it came from the “handlers” at Chicago Male Enhancement.